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Fuck it, I suck at Titles
an autobiography
17, female, b̶i̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶h̶e̶t̶e̶r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ fuck it i don't fucking know anymore fuck, if you can ascertain a description for this blog feel free to tell me because I have no idea anymore. You are probably here because of that Valentines Day Post. Formerly itsamemarielle
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thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

casualremindersaboutjeanvaljean:

casual reminder that jean valjean learned how to read and write in prison so that he could gain more of an edge in seeking revenge against the people who caused him to waste 19 years of his life but what he actually ended up doing with this skill was bringing the economy of a seaside town back to life and teaching a little girl the alphabet

spockisgaypassiton:

to anyone having a bad day im so sorry also here are some pictures of baby elephants 

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feel better friend

eliaes:

👏👏

daemonrolling:

jasta11:

July the 28th, World War I starts (This newspaper was relesaed on August the 5th).

OTTOMAN EMPIRE ALMOST DECLARES WAR ON ITSELF

daemonrolling:

jasta11:

July the 28th, World War I starts (This newspaper was relesaed on August the 5th).

OTTOMAN EMPIRE ALMOST DECLARES WAR ON ITSELF

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

canadianvogue:

at work: ***flawless (feat. chimamanda ngozi adichie)

when i’m going out: ***flawless (feat. nicki minaj)

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

laughhard:

I never noticed this.

a-velvet-vice:

Came across this Hallmark card at Walgreens tonight.. I had to do a double take. First time I’ve seen a lesbian Mother’s Day card. :)