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Fuck it, I suck at Titles
an autobiography
17, female, b̶i̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶ ̶h̶e̶t̶e̶r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ fuck it i don't fucking know anymore fuck, if you can ascertain a description for this blog feel free to tell me because I have no idea anymore. You are probably here because of that Valentines Day Post. Formerly itsamemarielle
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fluffpudge:

you are allowed to show your emotions

fluffpudge:

you are allowed to show your emotions

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

pancakereport:

WE NEED MORE WOMEN IN POP PUNK/ALTERNATIVE/ROCK SO IF YOU’RE A GIRL AND YOU’RE READING THIS AND IT’S YOUR DREAM TO BE IN A BAND OR BE AN ARTIST THEN I WANT YOU TO STOP AT NOTHING TO ACHIEVE YOUR DREAMS

vegas-liqhts:

this is by far my favorite comment on the video

iwishihadafather:

zooeydeschannoying:

BEYONCE USED TO BE BLACK?!

THATS REALLY THE PHOTO YOU’RE QUESTIONING HERE????!?!?!!?!?

durnesque-esque:

ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

BECAUSE CLASSICAL ALLUSIONS 
For those of you who don’t know your Greek mythology, Cassandra was the daughter of the King and Queen of Troy. Apollo tried to get in her pants by giving her the gift of prophecy and took nice guy douche-bagging to a godly level by cursing her when she turned him down. 
The curse? That she would never be believed. 
So all of Cassandra’s warnings to the people of Troy fell on deaf ears. 
And in case you don’t remember, Trelawny mentions that her great-great-grandmother’s name was … you guessed it… “Cassandra” 

durnesque-esque:

ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

BECAUSE CLASSICAL ALLUSIONS 

For those of you who don’t know your Greek mythology, Cassandra was the daughter of the King and Queen of Troy. Apollo tried to get in her pants by giving her the gift of prophecy and took nice guy douche-bagging to a godly level by cursing her when she turned him down. 

The curse? That she would never be believed. 

So all of Cassandra’s warnings to the people of Troy fell on deaf ears. 

And in case you don’t remember, Trelawny mentions that her great-great-grandmother’s name was … you guessed it… “Cassandra” 

notouchyme:

u didn’t even try

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

xkeithyx:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

*whispers* freak

hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk