moddswing:

scientiablr:

zac–efren:

voidfished:

wizardshark:

sandvendor100:

gaymacs:

sandvendor100:

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

If march lets me down ima have a fist fight with the universe

tramampoline:

evitron:

evitron:

best moments in gaming journalism

• journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity
• that’s it
  

highlights:

• “What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
• “The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
• all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
• “Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
• (after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
  

S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages.
K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy.
M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter?
K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.

wholesomethemedmemes:

This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.

8foldhero:

as a customer thats fair to be honest

thatwriterchickyouknow:

archemedes:

what skincare culture should be:
-strong encouragement to use sunscreen and stay away from tanning booths
-encouraging little black and brown kids to love their skin color, giving love to people with skin conditions such as vitiligo/albinism/hyper-pigmentation/etc.
-good smelling lotion for all
what skincare culture is:
-unless a women has totally clear poreless pale skin that glows like paintings like the virgin mary she is gross and unhygienic and doesn’t take care of herself
-don’t want to be that girl? spend $1000 a year on expensive goo sold by glossier and lush and inject weird chemicals in your skin to get rid of freckles and moles and wrinkles even though you’re only like 25

all excellent but i would like to submit that skincare culture should also be:

-destroying the idea that acne is something gross or shameful and spreading real information about how to soothe breakouts so they’re not as uncomfortable

-discussion of the skin as your body’s first line of defense against a lot of disease so it needs to be kept healthy

-acceptance of scars, stretchmarks, birthmarks, etc. and conditions like psoriasis and eczema as things that aren’t shameful

-stopping the culture of “look ten years younger!” and acting like aging is something disgraceful

alienpapacy:

bernfeeler:

alienpapacy:

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

i rate fox emojis

jaganshiis:

a solid fox. good rendering. looks soft. 9/10

an adorable stylized boy!! i’d give him my wallet. 11/10

a simple boy, bold lines. but lacks personality. 6/10

she is adorable and well-groomed. i love her. 10/10

this thing ravished my trash can and stole my first born. 4/10

a tiny boy! hes shaped like a friend. 9.5/10

she is round and kind. i trust her. 10/10

a distinct style, though he too lacks any depth. 7/10

he is kind. but something behind is eyes is hiding something. 8/10

darkness consumes me. 0/10

zodiacatsea:

It’s Pisces season! Cry, go swimming, play the victim, fuck a fish,

hustlerose:

WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

WHO CAN IT BE NOW? 

yesterdaysprint:

The Brockway Record, Pennsylvania, February 3, 1933